1.1 THE COMIC Episode #1: "Happy Food"
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1.3 Scott: "It's nice to get together like this. We haven't seen eachother all summer."
   Andy: "Yeah. That's why we're getting together now."
1.4 AJ: "Here it is! Six happy meals and sodas for all!" (Note: AJ just waited in line for us, he is not a store employee)
1.5 Scott: "I had thought we were too old for happy meals... But they have such cool toys this time!"
1.6 Kat: "I can't wait to get my laser death ray!"
1.7 Tricia: "I'll be able to do all kinds of cool stuf with a portable chemistry lab!"
1.8 Andy: "They have a toy DeLorean with the Doc sticking his head out the window, and it sparks when you make it go!"
1.9 Scott: "I can't believe they have playable Sonic X-Treme demo discs!" (Note to self: Think of a better toy when you rewrite this)
1.10 AJ: "It's about time they made a Strong Bad toy! I gotta have one!
1.11 Ashley: "I just want Petri from "The Land Before Time"."
1.12 All: "HEY!"


2.1 Kat: "This is no death ray!" (Words on box read 'Fast Food Barbie')
2.2 Scott: "A sticker? Where's my game disc??"
2.3 Andy: "They call this a DeLorean??"
2.4 AJ: "Where's Strong Bad? This isn't Strong Bad!"
2.5 Ashley: "I just wanted Petri! Tricia, how about you? What did you get?"
2.6 Tricia: "This _can't_ be it..."
2.7 Ashley: "What is it?" Tricia: "It's... a rock."
2.8 Ashley: "A ROCK?!! Alright, that's the last straw!"
2.9 Scott: "Actually, THIS is."